Me! This is Me! This is who I be!

Hello to all recruiters, family members that are confused by this site, and all of the enemies I destroyed in middle school tetherball. 

I’m Mary, a Senior Copywriter at Leo Burnett. I come up with stuff. Write stuff. Bother people with said stuff. And sometimes, I end up making that stuff. But most of the time my stuff dies.

When I’m not mourning my stuff that dies, you can find me reading, going on walks, listening to podcasts, trying to figure out how to breakdance, and working on my impression of a Chicago native who likes to ask people “Do yous guys got Giadiniera at dis here subway sandwich shop?” 

Some things I love are Bill Murray, TV sitcoms from the seventies (possibly the only Gen Z owner of a Happy Days box set), a fresh coat of paint on a tennis court, sneakers that make everyone jealous, used CD stores, and crushing all my enemies who henceforth from Mordor.

I was named an Adweek Creative 100 this year, which people much more important than me tell me is a big deal. Okay bye.